…I am officially a victim of the freshman fifteen.

No wonder I can’t bike up a mountain.

4 responses to “WHATTHE$#!%???”

  1. Already? Wow, Zeke, that’s talent. 😉

  2. i like saying that a lot…

    awww, i wish i could gain 15 pounds. i’ve been trying by lazing around and eating taco bell about 2wice a day, as well as increasing my alchohol intake, but alas, only gained about 3 pounds in the last 2.5 years.

  3. Indians only get fat AFTER they open a casino.

  4. Wow. Just past midway through the semester. You might wanna work on that.