Watching the chaos unfold as an unwitting public awoke to many popular websites going on strike in protest of SOPA and PROTECT IP just made my day. Searching for tweets containing both the words “fuck” and “Wikipedia” was hilarious at first. I opened @whatthefuckwiki to curate the most hilarious results. But as the hours and hours of self-entitled teenage venting went on, my usually oh-so-optimistic faith in humanity started to wear thin.
What follows is an overview of the kind of reactions that sped through Twitter all day.
The initial shock was catastrophic:
whoa the fuck Wikipedia ain't working WHOAAA
— WHOADIE SAHN (@YNOTY_Tuck) January 18, 2012
http://twitter.com/JayohOWA/status/159521374317182977
pardon, why the fuck isn't wikipedia working when i need it for fuck sakes bullshit
— Fat Jess (@jessicabyreiter) January 18, 2012
FUCK MY LIFE. FUCK MY LIFE. GUYS, NO WAY. DUDE, WIKIPEDIA DIED. HOW AM I GONNA. FML. guys, im gonna fial my frnech project.
— um (@mimi_1997) January 18, 2012
http://twitter.com/cmykcolours/status/159521380067590144
http://twitter.com/CraayZee/status/159702854666424321
http://twitter.com/MEEJIIAA/status/159829797562884097
Some got specific with their calls for redress.
http://twitter.com/IceBrosKillZs/status/159516162667978754
IM TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK NUTELLA IS AND WIKIPEDIA DIRECTIN TO JESSE MOTHAFUCKIN JACKSON
— Dat Freaky Cap ♑ (@TheREALmrPaTRoN) January 18, 2012
http://twitter.com/GangstaBitchhh/status/159520252735143937
so i can't go on Wikipedia to research what the fuck kind of creepy swamp rodents are mating in my backyard? FUCK.
— cynzodiazepine (@knitOneFUCKYOU) January 18, 2012
Okay, So Wikipedia Blacked Out There Site Too ! Fuck, Im Trying To See If I Can Get My Handgun License ! -_-
— Jordan White (@taylor_whitley) January 19, 2012
Fuck. Without Wikipedia, I can't check the plot of this movie I'm watching where this dude's smashing this retarded chick. Goddamn you.
— ʟᴇɢᴇʀᴅᴇᴍᴀɪɴ (@GARVIIY) January 18, 2012
http://twitter.com/SaveRussianJews/status/159786084153303041
High School students with tests and homework weren’t the only ones to complain, though. Professional journalists and other office-dwellers resigned themselves to their Wiki-free fates:
Out of office: Wikipedia is closed. I have no answers. Fuck off.
— * (@jessjodi) January 18, 2012
fuck I was just going to use wikipedia to look up information about General Petreaus wife, fuck fuck fuck
— Mike Elk (@MikeElk) January 18, 2012
http://twitter.com/reesieboi/status/159800405910487041
http://twitter.com/nadinevoncohen/status/159810237577179136
Blame went all around.
Some didn’t care about the issues and just needed their Wikipedia fix:
Fuck you Wikipedia! -___- you're setting all us last minute students up for failure :/
— SKIMBERLY (@notdanimurders) January 18, 2012
#wikipedia used to be my nigga, but fuck him
— Provocative Thinker (@ProvocativeOne) January 18, 2012
Some became aware of the issue thanks to Wikipedia, and voiced their new opposition to SOPA & PIPA:
WIKIPEDIA IS DOWN! Go to the site, contact your representatives and tell them how you feel. FUCK THE GOV'T! LET THEM TRY TO CENSOR ME. #FUCK
— Tommy Boy (@TommyNoMates) January 18, 2012
http://twitter.com/502alcorn/status/159801286240374784
Fuck you mean Wikipedia is blacked out for all of wensday? The fuck we in Egypt or something?
— Nick McGee (@Pharaohs_Son) January 18, 2012
http://twitter.com/Hayden_Bouren/status/159604908826443776
http://twitter.com/ManiStaySmileyy/status/159740895921586176
Many thought the government actually blocked Wikipedia, or came up with other ideas out of thin air:
what the fuck your going to have to pay for google, and wikipedia wtf thats why google has a black thing on
— Angie Anggg (@ayo_benitez) January 18, 2012
http://twitter.com/JordanHURose/status/159763670790963200
http://twitter.com/DREW_S95/status/159774160053207040
http://twitter.com/Ze0nite/status/159827571633172481
Surgeon General C.Everett Koop helped shut down Wikipedia. Fuck Obama care.
— Mike Roush (@MikeNRoush) January 19, 2012
http://twitter.com/FlyQtheAnchor/status/159861843844800512
But, more than anything, this blackout shows just how lazy and unafraid of blatant plagiarism (or even cheating) many students are.
Take fucking facebook down for fuck sakes. Not fucking wikipedia. It helped me graduate highschool by plagiarizing lol.
— 8????24???? (@DavidAdade_) January 19, 2012
fuck .. how do you do homework without #wikipedia
— Isaac (@DJbluemonkey) January 18, 2012
Why the fuck has the us blocked wikipedia when I needed it to copy and paste me work for college >:| they have no consideration
— BigD (@DByrnzy) January 18, 2012
FUCK OF WIKIPEDIA YE FUCKIN DIKED U BEST GET BAK ON NOW AM TRYNA PASS ME MASTAS DEGREE HERE YANO FUCKIN DIKED. #WIKIPEDIA
— Scouser FTM (@ScouserFTM) January 18, 2012
Fuck, I have to write an essay tomorrow and I was gonna rely solely on Wikipedia. #PickingTheWorstTimeToProtest
— Plant Tablewater (@ChrisMasih) January 18, 2012
http://twitter.com/SratGirlStories/status/159534312851636224
http://twitter.com/DemiGangsta/status/159769951006240768
Fuck you, Wikipedia! I know what you're trying to do, but fuck you all the same. Now I have to crack a book, like I'm Amish or something.
— Laura (@hellobrisvegas) January 18, 2012
I need a drink.
This is just sad.
Were we really expecting something else?
In fairness, while helping to rally interest in the SF street protests I spoke to dozens of people who were not aware of SOPA, didn’t understand what was happening, and were very supportive of the strike and the protests. Even some publishers!