I crashed my bike today. It was hilarious.

I’m fine – save for a few cuts and scratches… But for the record, trying to upshift on the right side of the handlebars with your left hand, while holding a McDonald’s bag and 32oz. soda in your right hand, is a bad idea. I hit the curb and went straight into some rocks.

The worst part was losing the meal. Oh well, at least I can laugh about it…