Ed showed me both of these:

This is a Hang (Pronounced “hung” or “hong”). It was invented in Switzerland in 2000. It is incredibly hard to find one. But I want one. Bad. (Add it to the list of things I may be able to afford when I have a real job.)

And then there’s this…

1,588 Filipino prisoners. Forget jailyard fights, gangs, and ballpoint pen tattoos. This is a true lot of evil criminals.